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Even if you’re not a fan of The Hills you are probably aware of who Spencer Pratt is. In two short years he has managed to go from relative obscurity to a household name… Albeit the most hated household name in America, nevertheless a household name.

The most intriguing aspect of his rise to fame, is that he has accomplished it without the faintest hint of any discernible talent. He is famous for being a douchebag… Period.

He is universally hated… His appeal, or lack thereof crosses all boundaries, men and women of all ages, economic status, political ideologies and religious beliefs can agree that he is an …

I have to admit I’m completely addicted to MTV’s “Made”… There is something so satisfying about watching doughy, pasty faced teenagers learn valuable life lessons from coaches who have… At best achieved mediocre success in whatever field they want to be “Made” into… Whining incessantly the whole time about how hard it is.

The formula goes a little something like this… Fat, loser, outcast wants to be made into something cool, whether it be Prom Queen or King, Cheerleader or Athlete Musician, Dancer or Actor it doesn’t really matter… And quite frankly half the time I don’t even think the kid cares what it is. Basically he or she just wants to shed their fat, loser, outcast persona …

Sometimes when I’m having a bad day at work I wish I had Tourette’s Syndrome so I could scream…

Fuck!!! Shit!!! Motherfucker!!! And then act like nothing happened.

If anyone asked why I was screaming profanities at the top of my lungs I would become indignant, with the most wounded look I could muster I would respond… It’s my Tourette’s… Thanks for making me feel worse about it asshole!

I wonder if that’s what Denise Richards is doing? I mean… I know It’s Complicated… But that bitch has a mouth like a truck driver!

Granted… It’s a beautiful mouth. A very beautiful mouth. One that I can imagine wrapped around my… Anyway… Where was …

What are you gonna’ do with your economic stimulus payment?

I think I know what Tatum O’Neal did with hers… But I’m thinking a crack binge just isn’t my style.

I’m leaning more towards either a bag of groceries (I’m hoping it will be enough for at least a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread… It’s gonna’ be tight though.), or maybe a tank of gas…

Maybe I’ll have enough to afford a plate at an Obama fund raiser so I too can be an agent of change. Maybe… Just maybe my economic stimulus payment can help to develop innovative approaches, to challenge the status quo, to get real results, to do my …

I’m kind of an asshole. Who knew?

I’m just sayin’…

If you’ve never heard of Twitter, than either you’ve been living under a rock for the past 6 months or so, or this is your first trip down the information super highway. Either way you should count yourself lucky.

According to the folks at Twitter, they are offering a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected.

According to me Twitter offers a form of micro-blogging masturbation… A way for the “look at me” generation to complain about their job, their friends and their sexual conquests while promoting their latest project and letting the world know they are taking a piss.

As you can probably tell… I don’t really care for …